netrosexual

A netrosexual is an male who pays attention to sexual interactions only via impersonal media such as mobile technology and the internet.

Anthony Weiner is the epitome of a netrosexual. He can only respond to uploads of body parts or sexts from anonymous women.

by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013

netricide

Netricide - the act of killing off a personal identity, or online character. May also refer to deactivating a social network account.

Killing something on the internet.

I am so sick of my Facebook account that I am on the verge of committing netricide.

My students created a Twitter account for my class session, but then we committed netricide so no one would ever see the posts!

by docroc April 26, 2014

Netrolocation

The act of finding someone's address or location using the internet.

I found that guy who insulted me on youtube with netrolocation.

by Tfmlang April 3, 2015

nettertubes

What the Internet is made of.

You're clogging your nettertubes with torrenting massive amounts of pr0n, and THAT'S why your Netflix resolution looks like a Nintendo 64 for fuck sake.

by Klendathu_Jones July 19, 2016

neatrt

An adjective used to describe someone's handwriting skills. Pronounced "nEEh-turt".

Gee golly Bill, your handwriting is neatrt than my wife.

by thorn mmiii June 11, 2017

netrot

A word used to describe how your friends act in stupid situations
Acts like a retard

Guy 1 : "All this kid does it act like a netrot"

by randogymbob March 8, 2018

nettetoilette

A noob.

nettetoilette is a noob.

by Furki1907 May 27, 2018