we need to talk

Datespeak for "I'm breaking up with you."

"Honey... We need to talk."

by Kurumi September 21, 2003

I need help

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022

needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!

Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!

by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014

I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

I Need A Hero

A really good scene that is played in the background of shrek 2 in the scene
that is so amazing

" Frickin Fricky that scene from shrek is epic and goes well with the best scene in all of animated history"
" You uncultured swine it is called I Need A Hero also it is way worse in footloose "

by GenericIke August 3, 2019

what ya'll need

The phrase can be used in a formal sense as in commerce, for instance. Imagine the customer walks through the door to make a purchase... That person should most definitely be greeted with the question: "what ya'll need"

Additionally, when out and about with your friends, you notice a stranger looking in your direction, you look back, throw your hands up and loudly say: "what ya'll need"

Or, while driving your car, somebody cuts you off...it would be appropriate to pull up next to the speedy driver, abruptly slow down so as to maintain the exact pace of the other vehicle, roll down the window and as loudly as possible scream: "what ya'll need"

Them: "Hi, I was wondering if I could ask you a question"
Me: "Fasho...What ya'll need"

by Wurd, Smith February 2, 2017

this guy needs a biscuit

used when an opponent is low on hp or in a bad position in fortnite

this guy needs a biscuit bro

by syrnesto May 28, 2019