National suck pp day

October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.

Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?

by Kekdjdjdkskwsirjeuz October 13, 2019

December 15th National Drarry day

National Drarry day or as some people call it "the day Harry Potter confessed his love for Draco Malfoy"

YO WASSAP FUCKERS ITS DECEMBER 15TH NATIONAL DRARRY DAY, KISS MY FLAT ASS IF YOU DON'T SHIP IT!

by 😗💅🏽 November 16, 2020

National Meme Day

April 13 is National Meme Day. Dess up as your favorite meme.

Yo dude are you dressed as that walmart kid for National Meme Day?

by idhdbi May 25, 2018

National Kiss Your Homies Day

On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.

You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*

by Iggy157 May 26, 2018

National Lottery

A novel way of further taxing poor people.

" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"

by Valetudo December 9, 2003

national mullet day

Mullet day will be on August 15th and it's the day that we celebrate mullets in their glory and how fucking beautiful them fuckers are

Hey jacob wtf is today ~ brady its national mullet day ya dumb fucker so sit back relax and crack open a cold one!

by Jaida Beard 😬 July 15, 2020

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August

Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.

by Eliooo August 12, 2021