El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.

Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.

by Cali0731 April 8, 2022

miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023

Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024

The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023

The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth

Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her

by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019

Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).

I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man

by DustyScrote May 13, 2022

Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018