Big Muck

Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.

"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"

Big Muck by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

fuck muck 

The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.

We lay, exhausted but deeply satisfied, in a pool of our own fuck muck.

fuck muck by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

Swamp Muck 

A shit stain from swamp ass.

When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.

Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.

Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.

Swamp Muck by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Steve Muck

Steve Muck is the most powerful being to ever work at Church Camp, he is strong and powerful, both dangerous and safe, he demands all to be "QUIET!!!"

Lee: "Man I hope Steve Muck doesn't yell at us..."

Kevin: "Yeah Steve Muck could destroy us with his powerful shout!"

Steve Muck by The_Bad_Memer June 28, 2019

Rusty Muck 

The Rusty Muck is a place of societal gatherings, where the council decides your fate as a lil baby! Graduates of the Rusty Muck are automatically better than people who haven't.

Don't say that to Hoza, hes been at the Rusty Muck since he was a lil baby!

Rusty Muck by Thegentlemen69 May 24, 2021

Mucty-Muck 

Meaningless talk or lies

Stop all that mucty-muck now! I don't believe in you!

Mucty-Muck by William Warney May 23, 2009

run-a-muck 

To cause trouble or to create mischief.

Hey guys, do you have the eggs and paintball guns so that we can run-a-muck tonight?

run-a-muck by mnemonic7 March 5, 2004