morbi

--a guy dorky enough to make up a definition for his name saying hes sweet with the ladies

--calling yourself hot, cool, and "sweet with the ladies"

by hottie February 24, 2005

morbid humor

Morbid Humor is a vehicle for feeling better about oneself or a situation when feeling bad appears like the only option left. It is used as an alternative to self loathing or feeling hopeless or the expression of other emotions one does not wish to acknowledge one has. Applying morbid humor requires the user to secretly know that what is being expressed is not really true while acting as if the expression is true.

While driving my morbid humor, I apparently hit my mother while she was crossing the street. She didn't suffer even one broken bone. She didn't even break her fingernail, even though she stopped applying acrylic to them months ago. She could have at least scratched the polish, for goodness sake.

by Leaving the Past behind May 3, 2014

marben

1. to describe someone who will usually set your homepage as something dirty like goatse.

2. to describe someone who has performed autofellatio or has a compulsion to show others their pubic hair.

3. to describe someone who has too much Hentai.

1. "Oh man, i just got marben'd by a marben. I haven't felt this sick in months."

2. "I heard him complaining about a sore back, although i'm pretty sure he is a marben."

3. "You know that marben? Well don't go near his video collection unless you like cartoon bondage."

by console March 25, 2008

mobe

A mobe is Sam Ellison

Sam Ellison is a mobe and a chode in one!!!

by Adam Stevens November 10, 2004

Momberger

1) Noun. He who fornicates publicly without reason.

2) Verb. To fornicate without reason in public

That dude's such a Momberger. He totally fucked that chick right at the counter.

She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.

by Fascist Pork August 20, 2006

mobbed up

To gang up on someone to imtimidate or to beat up like an angry mob
see
jump
scwabble
chunk

That nigga got mobbed up.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004

mobe

A person with no visible stomach.
Their chin is so long/fat it reaches their penis. Can be refered to chode

"You are a mobe"

by Sam Ellison April 5, 2004