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montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.
Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.
by shirleys January 9, 2007
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montessori school

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.
9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.
by metalcoresmartass September 3, 2009
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Mooted

Being muted or removed on Xbox by a person named Douglas .
"And mooted"
by mick partridge December 26, 2012
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montegrad

Montegrad is a city in the Province of Quebec, Canada.

The people from republika invented this word to refer to the city of Montreal.

The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..
The word Montreal connotes postcard pictures of places with sunshine and tourists.. not cool..
by Ryszard December 26, 2003
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Molted Nest

mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.
ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that

molted nest!"
by phoobin December 19, 2011
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Joaquin Montes

Someone who hurts everyone because they can.

Someone who acts superior just because he was brought up in a rich family.

In short, someone whose attitude sucks because he/ she bullies everyone around him/ ber.
I’ve known it all along, my bestfriend is a Joaquin Montes. She constantly bullies the shit out of me, and I let her before because I didn’t know any better.
by Caffeinated Kween December 29, 2018
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Lowcountry Montessori

Lowcountry Montessori is literally hell on earth. It is the worst school ever because you literally don’t learn anything. 90% of the people there are weird and none of the teachers are even real teachers. They’re so pathetic, they can’t even afford their own school bus or playground.
Lowcountry Montessori is so terrible. I hated that place so much, I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore. When that place shuts down, it will not be missed.
by meepmeep16 February 1, 2019
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