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moetard

A fucking stupid person who has no smarts and we would be better off with out them
That fucking moetard is not worth my time
by Stupid hillbilly March 31, 2017
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Montague, MI

A small town in Michigan that is 85% white, 10% mexican, and 5% black. There is NOTHING to do in this small town and old people are attracted to the area. There are no juvies (unless you go to whitetrash Rothbury) so you don't have to worry about your car getting stolen. But you WILL have to worry about your car getting pranked upon. The school is complete bullsh*t and they won't let you where holey jeans. It's that dumb.
Retired old man: let's go to Montague, MI! I hear it quiet and lovely and less hooligans!
by Doggggggggg March 27, 2011
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mootard

a slow walking tourist in NYC. a person who is prone to stopping abruptly in the middle of sidewalk. can often be found swerving aimlessly from left to right
I was rushing to get to work, when this mootard in front of me goes from a brisk walk to a dead stop. I bumped into him, spilling coffee all over myself
by Mikeyb@llz March 30, 2009
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Mdou Moctar

an upcoming psychedelic guitarist from the west African nation of Niger. He says he was inspired by the late Eddie Van Halen but his style is more modern psychedelic with some regional Saharan musical flavorings. He is outstanding, and innovative. He's getting some media attention in the rock press. His shows are filling up the clubs. His lyrics are often in his language Tuareg, but his CD lyric sheets are translated into English for our benefit. His lyrical themes are generally about life in the western Sahara, the struggles that the Tuareg and other ethnic groups face in the region and his Islamic faith. He is a 'third world' musician that Peter Gabriel seemed to have overlooked.
1. In 2019 I went out to a Mdou Moctar show in my city. I got to meet him and his band, the joint was packed to the max and we were thrilled! The set was short but sweet, he had only ONE CD out ('Ilana the Creator') and I have a copy. He also was selling DVDs of a movie that featured a Tuareg version of the 'Purple Rain' soundtrack. I didn't buy that one because my computer doesn't play DVDs from the west Africa time zone, just like it won't play German DVDs. Rats!

2. During the lockdown, Mdou Moctar and his band made a new CD 'Afrique Victime'and released it last year to universal acclaim. Rolling Stone magazine gave it a four-star rating out of five. Check it out.

3. I was saddened when I heard Van Halen on one rock station in my car and the DJ said 'we'll be back after commercial break'. I then heard Van Halen on another station, then another and it was deja vu - just like when Prince died. All over the dial. I thought, 'Oh shit! Eddie's dead.'. I had seen Van Halen years before and another musical icon of mine had died. Eddie was a major guitar hero but there are two now that we need to know. Tom Morello of RATM (I saw him subbing in at a Springsteen show and he is WHACK!) and there's Mdou Moctar. Check them BOTH out. Rock'n'roll forever!
4. Mdou Moctar being a Nigerien is a black man and he plays guitar left-handed just like a famous Black American guy, uh hhh- uh, lemme think! Who's that guy? C'mon, it's on the tip of my tongue! Uhh, can somebody tell me???? ; )
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 25, 2022
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moctar

He's ugly and not nice at all. Not good with girls but is a good friend
He's mean to that girl but nice to those. He must be Moctar
by A guy2234 November 19, 2017
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montague

montague is a word you use when your getting ready to leave or ask if someone else or others want to leave. you can say it to one person or a group. its used the same way as mob. "lets mob on out of here"
"hey joe lets montague out of here, yeah?"

"hey are you guys ready to montague?"
by beatleslover July 6, 2009
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Montague

Waving your arm back and forth,then feeling your peck, cause it's all wavy and shit !
Vikram: hey Jamie, what you doing ?
Jamie: just doing the montague fool !
by Vikd September 23, 2011
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