massaji

The code word for sex used by prostitutes in places like Japan and Guam. Outright prostitution is illegal and so you're not having sex with a prostitute you're getting a massage, not to be confused with a legitimate massage because of the japanese language, the last sound of the word "massage" becomes "ji"

Shipmate, I think you need to go loosen up and get a massaji from one of those girls out in the Honch.

by 1337_Sailor June 19, 2008

massan

verb - to artificially boost a twitch.tv channel's concurrent viewer count by using fake viewer bots.

Whoa, I just got 8000 viewers out of nowhere! Someone must have massaned me MrDestructoid

by ant0nius March 27, 2016

Mass

The Singular, Redemptive, Eternal, and Expiatory Sacrifice of Christ on Calvary being made present on the Altar of Sacrifice. The Mass is re-presentation what he offered to the Eternal Father 2000 years ago in a far corner of the earth and applying the fruits and merits to you in the Most Holy Sacrament of the Eucharist.

I am going to go to Mass.

by catholicboy September 15, 2016

Asian rain massage

Getting peed on by an Asian masseuse

For $5 dollars more, you get the Asian rain massage.

by Shaunasweets August 25, 2018

WTW mass

what’s the word mass is the page where everyone in MA gets their clout. 10/10 content, 10/10 captions, the only problem is that they still haven’t kicked out beverly yet!!

did you see that video of timmy yesterday on WTW mass? he was drunk and jumped onto a table and they gave him a 4/10.

by cancelbeverly2019 December 6, 2018

Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage

In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003

Massachusetts Republican

One who thinks they agree with Republican ideals and are reasonably conservative, but realize they'd be considered a Liberal Democrat, or a moderate at least, anywhere else outside of MA, particularly the Greater Boston area.

Girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: "I think I'm a Republican."
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"

by ek2035 October 23, 2008