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The code word for sex used by prostitutes in places like Japan and Guam. Outright prostitution is illegal and so you're not having sex with a prostitute you're getting a massage, not to be confused with a legitimate massage because of the japanese language, the last sound of the word "massage" becomes "ji"
Shipmate, I think you need to go loosen up and get a massaji from one of those girls out in the Honch.
massaji by 1337_Sailor June 19, 2008
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Massagitute 

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.
Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.
Massagitute by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing
I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010
A good guy
Massai is cool
massai by TimmyThiccAF May 7, 2018

massagie 

massage with a happy ending.
I'm tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a massagie
massagie by slimatvo June 17, 2008

massaging 

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed
My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.
massaging by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.
A hard core playa is often a massaginist.
Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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