massaji

The code word for sex used by prostitutes in places like Japan and Guam. Outright prostitution is illegal and so you're not having sex with a prostitute you're getting a massage, not to be confused with a legitimate massage because of the japanese language, the last sound of the word "massage" becomes "ji"

Shipmate, I think you need to go loosen up and get a massaji from one of those girls out in the Honch.

by 1337_Sailor June 19, 2008

Massagitute

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.

Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.

by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

Massaging The Donut

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

by Orukum May 16, 2010

massai

A good guy

Massai is cool

by TimmyThiccAF May 7, 2018

massagie

massage with a happy ending.

I'm tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a massagie

by slimatvo June 17, 2008

massaging

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed

My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.

by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

by Civildk November 19, 2017