Manscuse

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.

His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."

by Frances Goodman August 11, 2007

fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

my mans

people refer to their boyfriends as "my mans" if you did not know.

"oooohhh hell yeah my mans is lookin finer than ever!" " whos your mans?" "my boyfriend!"

by anglinversace May 26, 2017

Mans

Noun

Meaning my boys

My mans an nem are gonna meet me at the party.

by Urbanfox March 11, 2007

Måns

Måns is a word used to describe a very talented or/and humble person. The orgin of this word is somewhat uncertain, but some scientists belive that it may have sprung from a person whoms name actually was Måns, and that this person did many great things to uphold the rights of every human being. The word Måns have multiple uses, it can also describe, for example, a finely crafted object made by a master, the word saying that it is a fine object indeed, and that is perfect in every little detail. The word also means "man who will rise above all others", and "creator of all", in many languages. A person who is a Måns is likely to be the subject of small-scale harassments from his near friends, having realized that they never will reach to the level of perfection of the Måns, and thus they become jealous and bitter. But Måns don't judge them becouse of this, he knows it not his place to judge fools.

Damn Willie, you gave me such an orgasm last night I could've sworn it was a Måns fucking me there. (Girlfriend to boyfriend at breakfast)

by Cea February 5, 2004

mans head

1. A man with inflated self importance and worth. Usually swanning about with floppy hair and 'posh' clothes

2. A person that has no respect for anyone other than himself, often adopting the carpets whilst walking

Bloke 1 "Hi, my Im Guy and Ill be sleeping with your wife tonight. Look at my ginola-styled hair and pinstripe suit (accentuating the S and U"

Bloke 2 "What a Mans Head!"

by urban.junkie February 26, 2008

Manscape

(verb)- to trim or "landscape" one's body hairs.

"Yeah my boyfriend Cody said that he had himself manscaped for our date tonight."

by UrnApoptosis February 6, 2012