Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008
She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.
by Thoughtful November 28, 2006
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by sickaudi October 25, 2009
The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image
by Quickthetank November 18, 2014
To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 07, 2010
When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
by NoblessJohnny October 18, 2010