ioannis mitrou

The best name and last name In the world so popular and so cool

Ioannis mitrou is straight

by The mowy May 26, 2021

Mistress

Mistress: "The Miss between the Mister and the Mattress"

My recent ex girlfriend told me she felt like my Mistress as athough my old relationship is completely over and has been for years, I am still a "room mate" with that person and our daughter as we sort things out.. I would see her, we would do things together, have fun, then I would have to come home to my house with my other ex still in it.. not the best way to start a relationship..

She got tired of being the Mistress while I was working on sorting things out..

I still get a chuckle when I think of this!

My Mistress is no more.. I'm gonna "Miss" her but am ready to find me another Mistress to be happy with!

by DisKimBobulated September 4, 2011

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004

Mistress

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.

A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019

misetro

A penis longer then wide.

His penis was long,but really thin.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

Mistruth

Verb

1. To say something that to the speaker is objectively true, but in a tactless or unacceptable manner.

Origin: Writer Kevin Kramer for TV program Be Cool, Scooby Doo S2E9, "Vote Velma." Used by characters Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley to walk back a tactless statement by candidate Velma.

Andrew Cuomo mistruthed when he said "America was never that great." He later explained that the country has never achieved "full greatness" because of inequality.

by VelmaDinkley August 17, 2018

Mistry

The person with this last name is 4ft tall and an absolute pussy. They are also really squeaky.

Bro he is such an Mistry omfg

by Mike Hocksbig1 July 27, 2020