The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.

"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"

by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

MIST

Shortcut for Money Is Super Tight.

"Nope man, I'm not going to that pub, cause MIST."

by Lukeso June 13, 2022

Mist

The phenomenon that occurs when Gaia leaves her diffuser on for to long.

The name Gaia is derived from the Greek goddess of earth and is pronounced Guy-a.
A diffuser is a device that spreads something over a wide area. It can be used to humidify.

There is a lot of Mist, she must have forgotten to turn off her diffuser again!

by Nazuria October 23, 2020

Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.

Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.

by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024

cunt mist

Fine leaky pussy juice during fucking.

Damn ho, you got cunt mist on my Johnson!

by leeroy aceman July 15, 2017

sierra mist

uncool, salty, basic

sierra mist is a person that sucks at crazy 8.

by claire.e_o December 1, 2021