Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

mustache struck

The feeling that you are looking at something truly awesome when you see FoxTrotBox walk in.

As he walked in i was Mustache struck as his beautiful mustache waved in the wind

by Ragnarok22121 July 16, 2020

icy mustache

carefully sculpting a mustache consisting of icy white semen on another persons lip with precision during ejaculation.

dude i totally gave betty an icy mustache last night

by tylerj88 January 10, 2012

army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly

Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.

by iamawesome12345678910111213 February 17, 2012

snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.

Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!

by anonymous October 9, 2014

steel mustache

That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.

“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”

by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017

pube mustache

When a nigga whom'st is prepubescent gathers a less the favour sum set of facial hait

'Eww Daniel has a pube mustache'

'Ikr its disgusting'

by Friendly nigga whipper 227 January 24, 2018