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MILF

Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol
Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF
by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016
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milf

someone who radiates attractive mom energy
"Jiu from Dreamcatcher is such a milf."
by sua's servant March 12, 2021
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MILF

A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.
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milf

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016
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milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
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milf

Abbreviation for Moro Islamic Liberation Front an orginization in the Phillipinnes seekingto establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao
Dude, That group of MILFs just shot me in the fuckin' leg!
by Sprinklz931 January 8, 2008
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milf

1 - Mother Id Love to Fuck

2 - Moro Islamic Liberation Front, An international terrorist group which operates out of the Phillipines with the goal of establishing an islamic state in the southern islands of Mindanao
1 - That lady is one hell of a MILF.

2 - The MILF hate the west, kidnap them then cut there heads off once Filipino troops find them and try to kill them.
by Brother Number One September 16, 2005
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