Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.
by cupcakesrockmysocksoff143 January 16, 2011
Get the Mikemug. Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.
Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly
Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
by LadyRj April 12, 2011
Get the Mikedmug. A dum ass person that fakes being a pervert so his wife won't be find out he is and plays his whole family to thick he stupid when he not
Mike is a dum ass
by Bos1e3ksns July 8, 2018
Get the Mikemug. A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
by Travelller December 27, 2011
Get the Mikemug. These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019
Get the Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlongmug. Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.
by TheRulerOfRulers April 2, 2017
Get the Mikemug. A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck
Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018
Get the Mikemug.