Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

Midas Sex

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.

Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!

by Ganyu March 24, 2021

mida

Guida (See def.)

shit,joe banach is mida

by Mida Man TT April 9, 2003

midday buzz

when you get drunk or high in the middle of the day

A: dude im so bored with school wanna leave
B: yeah i say its time for a midday buzz
C: i got the millers and the green

by sirdrinkalot July 8, 2009

midlands

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.

Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.

Fancy some rat poison

Sure

by Bingleberries August 30, 2010

midajah

A very powerful forum troll. One that Hijacks forum threads

Just take a look at the WoW Frostmane forums on any given day and Midajah will be posting random trash that has nothing to do with anything.

by Steve-O-Macc November 16, 2006