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Microbos

God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Microbos?"

Guy 2: "You mean Micro-clit?"
by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010
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microdot

LSD or Mescaline in the form of a pill that is usually less than an eighth-inch in diameter.
LSD can come in liquid, gel, paper, or microdot form.
by yon sved November 26, 2003
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uber Micro

The Ability To do more than one thing, used in games. originated from the word micro-management. Few people can uber micro Properly. Used in the popular film, Pure Pwnage.
For Example, in A RTS (Real-Time Strategy) Game, the player is able to use uber micro to control many units in the game
by LagSpike July 29, 2008
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micro braids

a hair style that females wear. Its how they wear weave nowadays. its like, tiny braids at the topby the roots and long straight weave at the ends.
yo, put sum micro's up in my hair.
by Bridget September 16, 2003
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microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.
Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.
by Mansnake February 11, 2005
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micro

Something Koreans invented to annoy us normal people.
OMFG his micro be IMBA.
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Micro-managing

Controlling everything to the most minute details. A skill generally perfected by stressed brides.
Karen is micro-managing absolutely her whole wedding, I hear she has tasted more than a 100 wines
by Tetrarch May 2, 2014
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