Miracle brew

"It was back in those days. Claudius Van Clyde and I stood on the edge of the dancing crowd, each of us already three bottles into one brand of <em>miracle brew</em>, blasted by the music throbbing from the speakers."
Brinkley, Jamel. "No More Than a Bubble."
by shlomoschocken May 24, 2022
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Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.
Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!
by StringsEh April 18, 2021
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Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
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Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.
How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
by The Druglord January 30, 2019
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Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal
Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal
by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017
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Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
by Lone15 April 17, 2020
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan April 03, 2014
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