Miracle

Something that'll never happen

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"

by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

Miracle

When your son-in-law dies and your daughter starts a gofundme page to pay for the funeral so you don’t have to dip into your personal aviation fuel money which would cut into your ability to fly either your private plane or the helicopter you got after a lawsuit or the seaplane you timeshare with marks.

It’s a miracle I’m flying through the heavens almighty!

by Profnoname March 9, 2023

Miracle

They are beautiful inside and out strong extremely smart big testosterone energy good at everything and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle

Anomyous: Miracle is so funny

its a name so “miracle is cool”

by Miracle. November 12, 2021

miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Mitesh miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies everything we know is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE April 8, 2021