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Rugby Players...of the chav variety. Usually come in all shapes and sizes, and each others assholes. Muscle grows where no man can grow muscle, replacing brain tissue with muscle tissue. Usually taking on the accent similar to a plymouthian or plymptonite, with phrases such as "'ere fock" and "ya cont" which strangely enough translates as "Here Fuck" and "You Cunt." These apes....sorry rugby players are consistently fucking around, and trying to sleaze younger girls (usually aged between 19 and 12) Not only are these meatheads complete tossers, they also have minions (also known as little bitches) who think that they are powerful due to there large ameoba-likr rugby players
IVYBRIDGE COMMUNITY COLLEGE RUGBY MEATS!

Tom Arscott, Aaron Croukshanks, Ben Hooper, Baz, and all the other tossers doing BTEC at Ivybridge Community College.
by Mr Collins May 7, 2005
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by canabisdfs March 4, 2009
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Us "Metal Heads" received our name by our music, lifestyles, and fashion trends. Fashion trends can range depending on what type of Metal Head you are. Tight jeans, leather jackets, and curly hair were inspired by Thrash Bands in the 80's such as Slayer, Metallica, Anthrax, and Megadeth. Death Metal fashion trends are alike in some ways. Tight jeans and sometimes leather jackets are worn, though hair styles usually differ. Hair styles for the Death Metal fan incude long greasy dark hair, sometimes straightened. (ex. Glen Benton, George Fisher) This look was inspired by bands like Death, Obituary, Morbid Angel, and Cannibal Corpse. Black Metal is far from the dressing style of Death and Thrash Metal. Black Metal (sometimes known as Viking Metal) clothing includes tight leather armor with spikes. Hair is usually dyed black and straightened. Dedicated fans or bands cover their faces with "Corpse Paint." This style is influenced by Mayhem, Bathory, and Emporer.The last type is not even considered to Metal to hardcore fans. This genre is called "Nu Metal". The clothing trends used by the Nu Metal fan are Emo. These people are known as posers.

The Metal Head has an interesting personality as well. They are quiet and friendly, but when angered, are the most dangerous people. Their anger, frustration, unreleased rage, and adrenaline rush create a deadly combination of power and is a force not to be reckoned with. Some of them are sometimes influenced by their favorite bands' lyrical content in fights. (ex. Cannibal Corpse, Obituary) This is what really makes them dangerous.

This is a dedication to all you other Metal Heads out there. Keep supporting Death, Black and Thrash.
by Metallic Preacher September 22, 2009
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A misspelling of 'metalhead', usually made by unemployed weed-smoking losers who listen to 'classic rock' (whatever that is) and got beaten up by metalheads in high school.
I hate metal-heads! They always sucker punch me in the throat when I'm trying to listen to Ted Nugent!
by LOLclassicrock January 18, 2009
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Meathead is the common name for a species that is believed to be the evolutionary deadend from cross-breeding between chimpanzees and neanderthals. Meatheads may be identified by their physical traits which include abnormally large upper torso and especially large biceps (or “guns”) and low mental capacity. They may be observed in their natural environment "the gym" and typically congregate around squat racks and dumbells. They are often observed carrying gallon jugs of water and protein bars and/or shakes. It is highly recommended to speak slowly, using the most basic vocabulary when conversing with a Meathead.
Meathead1: "Have you tried the new protein powder? It has 51g per serving!!"

Meathead2: "Have you tried the new protein bar? It has 25g of protein!"
by weezy12 March 6, 2013
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A person who achieves greatness through self-motivation, dedication and knowledge of the bodybuilding art. They are looked down upon by the weaker willed, excuse ridden, unmotivated scum of the Earth. A meathead strives to prove the power of the human body and potential dedication of the human mind. They do not demand respect; they earn it.
Landia Whales - "Look at those stupid meatheads"
Everyone else - "They looking dedicated, thick, solid and tight. It seems like they smart enough to understand the basics of nutrition, so who is stupid now?"
by mirin_zues_son August 28, 2012
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someone who loves at least the old original metal bands such as black sabbath, judas priest, metallica, ac/dc, and other bands of that nature if you listen to only newer bands such as mudvayne, slipknot, cradle of filth, and other bands of that nature u are not a real metal head to be a real metal head you have to at least like the old original metal bands a metal head has no specific clothing style and no specific hair style long hair is just a common thing among metal heads and was adopted from the "hippies" which were categorized for liking bands such as the doors, led zeppelin, deep purple, jimi hendrix all helped metal evolve as well
real metal head: I fucking love black sabbath and i respect all the original metal bands.
fake metal head: Cradle of Filth is the best band ever, metal in the 70s and 80s was horrible.

If you listen to metal bands coming out today but do not listen to or at least respect the bands that led up to their music then you are not a real metal head and should stop saying you are before you end up getting your ass beat by a real metal head.
by my grandma suzy June 11, 2006
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