Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?
by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019
Person 1: Ronaldo is the GOAT! He has so many goals and trophies!
Person 2 : But does he have a World Cup like Lionel Messi?
Person 2 : But does he have a World Cup like Lionel Messi?
by haaf_z007 May 9, 2023
Most overrated player in football. He keeps failing his team mates over and over. His best achievement is comparing him to the GOAT CR7
by CR7 king November 18, 2021
by XBASHX June 12, 2011
by Marty Dee March 31, 2009
Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
The act of shitting on a passed out female's chest. The act must be played out on an uninvited female guest at a party, where in fact, the female guest has consumed too much beverage and has passed out drunk. The shitter must proceed to shit on the female uninvitee's chest. (fucking is optional)
I gave that stupid bitch a messy rhonda this morning. When she woke up i threw a towel at her and told the bitch to clean up the puke she had spewed everywhere and made her make us all some breakfast.
by Township August 18, 2006