Mermaiding

The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.

Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.

by pb&mj July 30, 2019

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mermaids

mermaids is a group of beautiful girls, no one can surpass them but it’s good to try. we ALL believe in mermaids supremacy !

boy: who are these girls ??

another boy: a groupe of sexy girls named mermaids !

by spicyrosa November 22, 2021

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mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino

“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”

by Aqua <3 February 1, 2023

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a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

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Mermaid

Someone who has a much better voice than body.

A- I finally got to meet that chick I met online.
B- The one with sexy voice?
A- Yeah, bro. It was disappointing. She looks she's made from blocks.
B- Sounds like you got mermaided, my dude.

by Wordsexual September 21, 2019

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