penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground

It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop

by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them

There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s

by Streetrossi January 17, 2023

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.

He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!

by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023

Lemon Meringue

A peak moment of collaboration and magic, often experienced in music, art, or life when everything comes together in perfect harmony

That pretty lights lemon meringue swirl was the most lit moment of my life bro

by Swirlmama March 5, 2025

whipped up a meringue

A term used when a man (or woman) rubs the female clitoris really fast,

Jenny stayed home a whipped up a meringue.

by My European Lover June 16, 2016