melon turd

a turd that smells and looks like a melon

george has a melon turd head

by noob May 13, 2005

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Melon Balling

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011

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Melon Pro

very high level of coolness and/or awesomeness

Those shoes are melon pro!

by MushroomSlap November 10, 2010

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twisting my melon

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

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Melony

adjective, having big bOObs.

PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!

BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.

PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?

BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.

by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006

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