Splean Poker McGee

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.

Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"

by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022

dirty mcgee

When a man ejaculates in a girl's ass and some else licks it out

Gil fucked lexi in the ass and came in it then some other dirty whore licked it out, man i wish i was there, i would have loved to see that dirty mcgee taking place.

by OoLexioO July 5, 2006

Bubble Buster McGee

Noun. A person who has little or no respect for another's personal space. Often found in lines or in traffic, these representatives get as close as possible, often well within one's personal "bubble".

Jesus! Bubble Buster Mcgee back here is 10 feet up my tail pipe! Back off asshole... (Insert liberal brake application here)

Excuse me? Bubble Buster Mcgee? Standing on top of me isn't going to get you to the ticket booth any faster...

by kelygrl May 26, 2010

american mcgee's alice

A game taken from alice and wonderland, she was in her dream world while her parents were dying in fire. Then she goes insane with guilt and ends up in an asylum. She then returns to wonderland with avengance!!!!
Made by American McGee

The other i was playing American Mcgee's Alice

by Goonmaster January 15, 2005

Big Boobs Mcgee

A girl with abnormally large breasts for her size.
A.K.A. Rebecca W.

There goes Big Boobs Mcgee swingin dem udders.

by |Maximus| October 30, 2006

Three Sips McGee

Noun - A person, usually a guest, who repeatedly demonstrates annoying tendency to open a 16 oz drink and only consume three sips, wasting most of the drink.

At a young age, Remi was a Three Sips McGee and wasted a lot of ice tea.

by Professor Hulk December 9, 2017

box fingers mcgee

A drinking game played with a goon bag. It involves passing it around a circle and stating a word which relates to the one preceeding it. If a player is unable to think of a word within exactly 3 seconds, they must drink.
The drinkee is then required to state a new starting word from which the game can continue.

Person 1: 'Dog'
Person 2: 'Food'
Person 3: 'Court'
Person 4: 'Yard'
Person 1: 'Sail'
Person 2: '.....man i dunno'

Everyone: 'DRINK!'

Person 2: 'i love box fingers mcgee

by Facemanpoobum February 24, 2009