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manuela

The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.
Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".
by SHAMUKO June 5, 2007
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mature mom

Basically a synonym for milf. Can also be used in association with cougar.
Jack: That chick in the porno is a mature mom man.
Tim: For real bro, I wish I could tap that milf.
by mac2 September 21, 2009
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manfred-opposition

Pathological state. The obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems.
A: And then I said: "Wouldn't you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?"
And he said: "Well no, actually I wouldn't. Because then the universities would be even more overcrowded than they are already and you wouldn't get any education at all anymore."

B: Wow, that was when he really entered the manfred-opposition!
by Judian March 9, 2008
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pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED
TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off
by P.HONGG September 18, 2008
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Mansure

A term describing a man's sexual aura. Men with high levels of mansurity are sure of themselves and extremely confident. Any men with intense sexual pheromones would exude mansure or mansurity.
(Ex 1) With such mansure, I am always confident at parties.
(Ex 2) I have a high level of mansurity and it shows.
by The Turtlet January 9, 2007
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epic manuever

An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.
Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever
by epic child September 24, 2006
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hoover manuever, the

Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.

*note: may cause serious rugburn.
While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.
by B DOG July 8, 2003
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