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desk mannequin

A person who is required by their boss to be seen in their chair during normal business daytime hours, even though this may not be productive. Contrast with someone who has a flexible schedule. (desk phantom)

The desk mannequin may often be required to interact with clients or answer phone calls or may be involved in a support operation. The desk phantom on the other hand comes and goes and may be at the desk late in the day and return to work into the wee hours of the night.
Joanne has to get to work by 8, she's a desk mannequin for Compucorp. She'll be available again right after 5 though.
by johngagon February 25, 2010
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One Night Manned

When two straight guys meet at a bar and become best friends with each other for the whole night, but never talk to each other again after that.
I met this guy last night, we talked about 90's tv shows all night. I think it was a one night manned. Now I feel dirty inside.
by Taiwerica February 23, 2011
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mannerful

Adj. someone that is full of manners
Wow Steve you are very mannerful today.
by Verberate November 11, 2009
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Mannequin

The social classification for individuals lacking emotion, complete social unawareness, extreme self-consciousness, and the commandment of a room. Masters of photographic angles and poses in front of the camera, extremely chiseled, and justifiably confident with their bodies. Mannequins have a fixation with repetitive electronic dance music, are highly fashion forward, and maintain a stoic stance at all times.
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by socialclassifications.tumblr August 21, 2012
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Manuel

A strong and good looking fella who gets all the girls and is super friendly.
Wow I wish I had a friend like MANUEL
by Nightwing31 April 9, 2019
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Manuel

A sexy portuguese guy. He's kinda short and chubby but he has a big dick and he gets at the girls he wants. If he doesn't have any girls it's cuz he has chosen not to because he wants to leave some for the other guys who are clearly inferior to him.
-Look at that hot Portuguese guy over there! I bet he's a Manuel
by TheBigBlackOne June 7, 2017
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*does mannerism*

*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands facing downward, and a wiry smile on the mannerism giver.
"I think that Super man 64 is a great game!"
-*does mannerism*

"Jar Jar Binks is so funny"
-*does mannerism*
by Ben Niedorfer May 23, 2005
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