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Magnum

A round with a greater amount of propellant than a standard cartrige or the wepon that fires this ammunition. Named after the largest size bottle that champagne is sold in (almost 1/2 gal.)
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Magnum Mashin'

Having hardcore sex with an oversized condom.
Pussy after pussy I be Magnum mashin'!
by Mr. ? May 23, 2007
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manus

1. An insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn't got a meaning so dumb maori's on TV in New Zealand can use it without their land being claimed.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!

Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
5.
1. Oh bro you're tha manus.

2. *SLAP* MANUS! Shame you have the Manus!
by ManWithManus May 18, 2006
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.357 magnum

A revolver cartridge designed in the 1920s with the .38 as base. At that time it was the only bullet that could penetrate the bulletproof vests of the time. The bullet is 0,357 inch(or just about 9 mm.)wide. It packs a vey nice punch, you feel a bit like Dirty Harry when you fire it (even though he uses the .44 magnum, which is just about twice as powerful). Personally, I prefer firing it in one hand - which i do with all revolvers and semi-automatcs. This means I never hit anything XD
It's the most powerfull handgun cartridge you'r allowed to shoot with in Denmark, where I live. I personally own a Smith & Wesson m.27, which is a relatively common piece in this caliber. General George Patton had the same one. He called it his 'Killing gun'. Obviously he's was a bit more pimped than mine, with mother-of-pearl grips and all that pretty stuff.
It is your place in life to fear my .357 magnum.
by Schneidermeister July 14, 2007
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Magus

The Zeal of bad asses from the midevil age . A articulate vaine mage that is out for himself. Someone who can kick anyones ass anytime, anywhere!
Boy you best get back before I magus you and your friends. -beat down-
by Josh Mast June 28, 2004
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magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth
Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.
by Überschwanz September 4, 2006
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Magnum

The condom you can't fit in.
'Yer only five inches... this won't work... you can leave, Brett.'

'My arm... it fits in the magnum... that's sick...'
by EddyMiddayMeetsFellony June 5, 2009
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