2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

MacSatan's

Proper name for "McDonald's".

My crush eat some 5,000 calorie sandwhiches at MacSatan's. Pity her.

by nikkan_hanil December 10, 2003

marathi

some of the coolest, not to mention hottest indians in India, who just happen to get along great with the next coolest indians, Punjabi!

more like the coolest Indians are Malayalis!!!! South Side Kerela w00t w00t!

The coolest people in the world were once known as the astounding elite group of Indians named 'Malayalis'

ahhahaha lol jk

by mmcman September 17, 2005

macrae

a short chap with a rather red face. often has the curly hair and often over trusts his farts.

macrae: oh shit i think i just shit

friend: yes yes you did

by ishthefishfinder June 5, 2012

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

MacMatic

A pimp, P.I.M.P., mac, mac daddy, big papa, or playa who is able to pick up any type of bitches or hoes easily. Automatic bitches and hoes. A true PM(PimpMega) of the new world.

"Yo, playa, meet my cuz' Danny he be MacMatic, off da chizzain."

"Tanya, girl, I know I said I'm done with men but Danny was MacMatic like crazy."

by DJones November 12, 2006