Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
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Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022
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Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.
I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy
by Nico415 July 30, 2010
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Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.
Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.
by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018
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Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !
Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
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