blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

face mullet

A goatee. This attempt at style is the modern-day equivalent of the "business in front, party in back" mentality of the never-popular mullet. Bears some resemblance to the almost detachable appearance of the mullet and always worn by a douchebag convinced that he runs with the kool kids.

"I thought she was hot, then I saw her out with that dude from marketing with the face mullet. Hot no more yo."

by skanancthka September 24, 2007

trendy mullet

Modern interpretation of mullet. While the hairstyle is similar it is popular among stylists or people in the fashion industry rather then redneck caucasian males, due to it's cleaner appearance.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Got Mullet?

A natural phrase following the unveiling of a classic 80's style mullet. In order to be a mullet, one must have reasonably short hair on the side of their head while donning a popstar like tail of hair in the back.

Yo when I saw that 6th grade picture of Puff, I asked him if he still "got mullet"?

by Sherief March 23, 2004

mullet-wagon

An insult aimed at domestic RWD cars, usually Camaros or Mustangs.

Here comes Tony in his mullet-wagon.

by neak January 19, 2005

Scrotal Mullet

Unshaven genital region on a male.

I wanted to give him a hummer, but the douchebag had a scrotal mullet.

by Debit One September 10, 2005

Mullet wrapper

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.

What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?

by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009