Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth

"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster

by XO Nigga May 7, 2018

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Monsterdew

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink

Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!

by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding

Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?

by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013

Monera

Arabic name meaning glowing/gleaming/ one who enlightens. Derived from 'Noor' which means light. Likewise, she is a girl who lights up your life with her presence. Very jokey person who always makes all around her laugh uncontrollably. Tends to exhibit a very overprotective nature of anyone she cares about. Has a big heart, caring personality and loves strongly. Her laugh makes your heart fill with light.

girls with the name Monera are very smart, beautiful and great loyal friends. If you know a Monira you're very lucky to have her.

*small girl with a bubbly personality walks past laughing*

Friend 1 to friend 2: she looks like such a monera

by Everything_2311 June 9, 2021