mong'ead

If someone does something stupid or laughable.....laugh for desired length, then say

Aaaaaah Cameron you mong'ead, stop puking up on my floor

by steve December 29, 2003

mong chong

A Bloody idiot!!! Or a wierd funny odd person.

Claire is a mong chong

by Ange January 16, 2005

Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

by pianotinker August 19, 2009

Mong Hat

The same plain baseball cap that all mongs wear on their day out to the park

Hey, look at that Downey with the mong hat on over there!

by RankaDankaKlanka November 10, 2012

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

mong child

a person hu cant be arsed to do anything, like rikki sanderson

hes monging all over

by yazan January 6, 2005

Mong - Newcastle Jets

A popular term used by squadron members at Newcastle Jets games.

1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.

2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.

3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.

4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk

Mong - Newcastle Jets

Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes

by Newyboy February 5, 2012