Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.

1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns

Mike Burns by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008

Mike Rotch 

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

Mike Rotch by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Shinoda 

Member of Linkin Park.

Multi-talented Artist.

Half Japanese half American.

The only mortal who can perform the amazing "Shinoda-grin"... all the time

Loved for his baseball cap/beanie/hair color.

Young at heart yet very deep and mature.

Kindest and cutest man on Earth.

The only being I will ever consider...

Perfect

One more thing about Mike Shinoda...

Married.

Mike Shinoda by J.Hybrid December 9, 2008

Mike Fries 

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

Mike Fries by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

Purple Mike

Small circular purple pills containing a form of psychedelic ingredient known as lysergic acid (LSD).

Stacey took a purple mike pill before heading downtown.

Purple Mike by RG68 November 9, 2007

Millennial Mike 

World's second best putter

Another day at playa and Millennial Mike lost $105 betting.

Millennial Mike by GMAC 33 September 16, 2021

mike zozulia 

Crude pig who spits constantly. He doesnt care if he offends anyone but he buys us alcohol so we all like him. He also bites his friends fingers off when they come to visit him at school.

We all got sick from that kid Mike Zozulia-ing on us (aka spitting his dip on us from the top bunk.)

mike zozulia by I throw 90 December 29, 2009