Mike 

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza

mike: hey

Mike by THE toru May 18, 2021

Mike 

A cheater stay away!!!!!

1 Girl- “Mike been messing with both of us”!

Mike by Kitties Mohawk May 22, 2021

Mike 

M in the NATO phonic alphabet

Marine: This is Oscar Mike over

Random dude: who’s Oscar and Mike

Mike by A yank May 26, 2021

Mike 

Mike Hunt

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt

Mike by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021

Mike 

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

Mike by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021

Mike 

A fucking weapon of a bloke, takes a good shot on a camera and knows how to do a cheeky option during a work out to get hime out of the real work.

Mike rocked up to gym late then half assed his workout

Mike by Dixon ormas July 7, 2021

Mike 

A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic

"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"

"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"

Mike by Look! I made a whale thing! July 22, 2021