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McDonald County Snack Tray 

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.
My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!
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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts 

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

Steve McDonald 

Well, what can I say about this legend? If you've ever seen bid.tv, you will remember this charismatic guy. His singing, his dancing, his miserable little face and then when he's so happy... ah. We love Steve.
(NB:Steve McDonald is a presenter and auctioneer on the channel bid.tv).
Candiclaus: STEVE! STEEEEVE! I love you, Steve. I want your babies! I'll find you on myspace, Steve, I will. Steve McDonald is my boyfie.
Steve McDonald by Tulleh April 22, 2007

Soft McDonald 

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
Soft McDonald by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

Sandy McDonald 

Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.
Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!

Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?

Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube

Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.

Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you

Shamar McDonald 

A gay ass mother fucker who likes to hit girls, wishes he had a pussy, and talks shit but won’t do nothing.
Girl: bro i just got punched by shamar mcdonald
boy: yo wtf he a guy tho
Shamar McDonald by ssp bih November 21, 2019