Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community

Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies

by tampon420 May 17, 2016

Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

by fredman6654 September 8, 2016

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

by meg1235 March 27, 2019

Shack mattress

A female that works for a (crack) shack that is available for sexual encounters for anyone at anytime for any price or product trade that does not care if they are friends with girlfriend/wife most the time will do it on the cuff

Shes a dope dealer dick hopping shack mattress.

by Jillian irene April 4, 2021

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

Ass Mattress

Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough

Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress

by EvetscipE February 14, 2010

cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004