The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022

Matty

The greatest guy you could find

the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"

by thatMatthewperson October 3, 2022

Matty B Stan

Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

matti

a procrastinating fat-ass that will constantly look at his phone for an excuse to not do his work

Stop being a matti.

by aditya's classmate February 7, 2019

matty

massive muppet

matty is the biggest div i've ever seen

by johnny wonny October 10, 2020

Mattie

A girl who tells a boy their bra size in the middle of a conversation.

Mattie: hey
Kid:hey
Mattie: My bra size is medium

by BigHandleLilWeen September 23, 2020

Mattie

Dumb brunette, often has broad shoulders. Most likely Nonathletic but tries very hard. Low key freak in bed. Usually shady but has unlimited excuses.

Bro my girl is being really "mattie" right now. I'm pretty sure shes not telling me everything.

by pu$$y$layer6969 April 20, 2018