Mario 

Has an awesome mustache.

have you seen mario’s mustache it’s so cool

Mario by tvremote June 27, 2022

Mario 

A Japanese Nintendo character people think is Italian.

Person 1: Mario is Italian!
Nintendo: ….

Mario by An average youngster. June 29, 2022

mario 

he needs his shrooms

mario needs his shrooms -_-

mario by aquarius_is_babtqftim July 2, 2022

Mario 

toilet mario alvin

guy 1: MArio
guy 2: Very true

Mario by alvintoilet July 23, 2022

Mario 

The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours

What do you call someone who last in bed for hours : Mario

Mario by Midddlefinger July 31, 2022

Mario 

You think he will be italian but then you meet him and he's a short egyptian with a hefty beard.

"woah who's that"
"Mario"

Mario by peepepepepepee October 9, 2022

Mario 

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

Mario by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022