mama spaz

the bestest best mama in the whole world! her motherhood started b4 she was born, and she cant stop having those kiddies!!

Mama Spaz is my intimate mother who i luv to death!!!!

by gellyfish April 20, 2005

Mama Trauma

1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.

She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.

by BA Epstein November 11, 2008

Mama Umbridge

Originally from the Harry Potter fan-made play, "A Very Potter Sequel" (the Sequel to AVPM). Based on the character Dolores Umbridge in the Potter books, it is played by a musculuar man in a dress in the play who claims to be the neww "mama" of Hogwarts. In real life, it is the one straight guy who's female friends take total advantage of him in many different ways.

Female friend: Mama, you wanna go to the school and but me a breast cancer cookie?
Mama Umbridge: Sure, I'll be back in a minute.
-While gone, female friends relinquish Mama's seat to an intimidating looking upper classman- Mama returns with cookies for everyone at the over crowded lunch table-
Mama Umbridge: Hey, what happened to my chair?!?
Female friend: That guy took it.
Mama Umbridge: I'll just stand.
Female Friends: And a very lovin' and carin' Mama he is!

by frumpy daughter November 5, 2010

mama guevo

palabra originaria de venezuela (VENEZOLANO QUE EN SU VIDA NO PRONUNCIE SIQUIERA UNA VEZ ESTA PALABRA, NO ES VENEZOLANO¡¡¡): persona a la cual se le tiene un gran y profundo odio, insulto de alto grado, persona homosexual la cual realiza el acto de la felación

que coño e´madre me vés !!MAMAGUEVO¡¡

by DAN ZAMBRANO...VENEZOLANO July 29, 2003

Mama Monster

What Lady Gaga's fans(Little Monsters) sometimes refer to her as.

I'm a Little Monster, and I LOVE my Mama Monster.

by arianne! August 18, 2010

Mama T

A women with a potent level of savagery. Posseses a high level of switch blade mastery and ping pong .The t stands for thug. Leader of the Chicago Savages.

That innocent man got mama t'd.

by TheSauciest December 30, 2016

mama's boy

A bitch ass man who can't do anything for himself without his mama. A grown ass man who is still hanging on his mother's hip like a infant. A punk bitch who can't stand on his own two feet.

1)Tony and his girl got into it and he went crying to his mama like a little bitch.
2)Ma, can you buy the baby some diaper's she said she gonna take me down for child support.
-Bitch buy yo own child some diapers-

by YGOOD May 14, 2005