D.M.

initials for drunk or drunken mistake; an ugly person you had sex with when you were drunk

"Bro I can't believe I hit that shit last night. I took one for the team, she was definitely a D.M."
taking one for the team

by swiss May 13, 2005

D.M.H.

Drugs, Money and Hoes

Im going out to get some D.M.H.

by The 420 Zone September 11, 2014

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

M.S.D

stands for multiple shagging disorder!When a person feels the need to have sex with several people every week!

Bloke: So doc what have I got
Doc: I'm afraid to say you have m.s.d and i'm sorry but it's incurable I will prescribe you some condoms

by katrina January 11, 2005

P.D.M.S

Pussy Deprived Man Sydrome: When a man is acting like a bitch cuz he ain't been laid in ages......

Yo dude Andy been P.D.M.S'in ever since he been single bro, we need to hook up a booty call

by Pissed Off Roomie October 4, 2011

M.O.D.

To have money on demand. Meaning having money handed over imediatly from parents, usually meaning spoiled.

you're just jealous cause you don't have M.O.D!

by FallOutBoyLK14 July 4, 2005

M.M.A.D.

mom's mad at dad.

It was an M.M.A.D. all throughout the holidays.

by AJHM December 28, 2008