Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.

Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.

by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012

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Legit

A word made from legitimate shortened by kids because they think they are "cool" saying legit.

Legitimate really means, according to law, lawful, or/and legal.
It does not mean cool, tight, or amazing.

1) wow those shoes are so legit! can i borrow them sometime?
2) maybe i would let you borrow them if you stop saying legit, you sound stupid.

by yalllknowme February 19, 2010

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Legit

Can be used as a question in asking whether that statement was "for real" or "accurate"

Friend: YO Lady Gaga has a penis!
Me: LEGIT?!
Friend: haha just kidding!

by ridhard December 2, 2010

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legitimish

Approximately legitimate (with either positive or negative connotation); marginally acceptable but shady; dubious but still acceptable. (Often accompanied by a "so-so" hand gesture, like a one-handed "jazz hands" with the palm downward.)

1. The numbers on this sales sheet may be sketchy, but the report's still totally legitimish. 2. "And did you *read* that report?" "Yeah (*snicker*) -- it was, um, legitimish."

by Mick J. September 2, 2003

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Legit

Richard Green of Jackson California ( AKA Richard The Rock Star )

Gettin' Money is -Legit-.
Gettin' Ladies is -Legit-.
Writin' Music is -Legit-.

Anthony - " damn, i wish I was Legit."
Cory - " you will never be Legit. "
Anthony - " but why? "
Cory - " Because Richard Banged Your Mother."
Anthony - " Thats Legit. "

by the bay responds June 19, 2011

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