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Oompa loompa

A person who decided to spray themselves with cum to be worthy of willy wonkas dick. To get the best flavour of willy wonka bars they fill up tgeir asses with cum from the man himself the one that abuses them till they listen willy wonka and shit in eachothers mouth an empty out the cum in their mouth abd mix
by My_balls_hurt November 11, 2021
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Oompa Loompa

a oompa loompa is probably the most brain dead, malnuritioned ignored piece of scum on this planet. He loves serching up gay furry bondage porn in his free time and jerks his micro peepee off to it, while finishing he relises that he is so ingored and lonley that the world can actually benifit to him commitng suicide and his familly doing so to, so the whole blood line is erased.
"Hey shut your oompa loompa looking ass up bitch"

"That insult was so mean im going to record my self humping a minion plushy, post it on the internet, get imbaressed then kill myself"
"Oh damn i didnt know that word was so powerful"
by 34567893182367409381748 November 23, 2021
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oompa loompa

Most of us are oompa loompa's 💀
jenny: "omg JEssICa I juST discOvEred im An ooMpa looMPaaaaaaa~~~~"
jessica:"yes we are all oompa loompas jenny"

jenny: "well except for teo"
by Daniiskul January 14, 2022
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Oompa Loompas

Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.

In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!
by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022
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Oompa Loompa Salad

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.
by Wonkanese November 3, 2022
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bahamian loophole

a financial recuperation manoeuvre performed by desperate victims of amphetamine addled billionaires.

once thought to be perfectly legitimate, now considered fraud.
algod exploited the bahamian loophole, now everyone hates him
by aesopfloppy November 14, 2022
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oompa loompa lookin ahhhhh

'Oompa loompa lookin ahh' is a term used to associate a person with an 'oompa loompa' a homosexual figure from Willy Wonka that was used as his 'candy pickers'. It is also to associate a person with down syndrome and autism at the same time.
"You goofy ass hoe who you talking to like that ya oompa loompa lookin ahhhhh"
by habibi brother February 13, 2023
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