Kid Logic

Strongly related to "kids say the darnest things". The kind of logical considerations one would typically expect from a young child. From a simplistic perspective they may seem rational, but usually will not hold up under a more mature or approach to reason or fact.

Example 1: Kid Logic

"Every year I get a little older and a little taller. Someone who is very old must be a giant!"

Example 2: Kid Logic

"An adult said it so it must be true!"

Example 3: Kid Logic

"Peter Pan can fly, so can I!"

by Logic With A Twist December 26, 2011

peka logic

the act of disregarding all normal logic, leaving holes; fallacies;

3 Drac bow archers with cov vs lvl 72 hawkeye, bd, sws.

3 drac bow archers: are you serious? wow bad 3v9
72 hawkeye: 3v9? just me boxing 3 people is not 9 even if they were all live! Nice peka logic!

by Stygian November 17, 2006

parallel logic

Running two arguments side by side under different and contradictory rule sets. Especially, creating an analogy and denying that others make conclusions between them.

P1: I go through harassment from the leaders of this organization just as the Jews went through harassment from Nazi officers.
P2: You haven't as much as been placed under surveillance, let alone that kind of duress.
P1: I'm not comparing the two! I'm using parallel logic.

by Poor Lurker October 29, 2012

Arnav Logic

When someone uses reasoning that makes almost no sense, yet somehow seems to win arguments in a negative*negative = positive fashion.

Dude A: B is the imposter
Dude B: How is that possible
Dude A: You were in electrical and you vented there
(B was the imposter)
Dude B: Man I was in navigation and nowhere near electrical. A used some Arnav Logic right there.

by newbugs September 29, 2020

Tori Logic

When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay

Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger

Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic

by ✪Virtual Phantom✪ May 11, 2015

circular logic

What Believers use to rpove their bleifs.

circular logic:

Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...

by ParagonofParagons January 5, 2008

girl logic

An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.

Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.

Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.

by ComradePinko December 25, 2008