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douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."
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Jake Locker

To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard
Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015
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Foot Locker Moment

A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.
Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment
by clevergirl69 January 6, 2022
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Region Locked

(A slang term used in Magic: the Gathering.)

When an opponent takes control over one of your creatures or planeswalkers, but they cannot use/activate effects because the opponents deck is built around a different colour of mana.
Player 1: "I took control of your Moorland Inquisitor with my Mind Flayer!"
Player 2: "Yes, but you can't use his ability because he is region locked."
by Mobsiboy February 2, 2022
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lock and unload

While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.
Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.
by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008
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Licker Tittie

A womans lactating breast who went drinking the night before and still has alcohol remaining in her breast milk.
I was sucking on my pregnant girlfriends nipple last night and totally got a taste of her licker tittie.
by Cpdcrsdrii August 18, 2009
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Lockdown Lightweight

Someone who has not consumed any or very little alcohol during lockdown. Then when lockdown has eased they consume alcohol and become drunk very quickly.
"Blimey we are in the pub and Dave has only had 1 beer and he is wobbling all over the place. He has become a lockdown lightweight"
by Chelle_Belle78 June 1, 2020
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