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no homo lmao

“No homo lmao” is something said by “straight “ men who are to scared to admit they’re gay and are so far in the closet they can see Mr. Tumnus from Narnia .
*John and Brady kiss *

John: No homo lmao

later

Brady: it’s not gay bc we said no homo lmao
by ….hi…. November 24, 2021
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watermelon lmao

Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4

The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.

they didn't let me have most of it :(
by Christopherblue October 16, 2019
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Ayy Lmao

Oh shit , that alien looks ayy lmao
by CCKCM8 May 10, 2016
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lmao gay

when youre friend says that someone is gay you say this
friend: "lmao that guy is gay"
you: "lmao gay"
by LOL SO FUNY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH September 6, 2020
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this is random lmao

this is random lmao, but support shuichism
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LMAO Tourettes

LMAO Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, most notably chronic tics. LMAO Tourettes is most often associated with the exclamation of LMAO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLZ when that response is not warranted; socially inappropriate; or a retort to derogatory remarks; or simply for the lack of a better response.
Girl: Why'd you decline my pic? wtf?
Guy: LMFAO
Girl: But, I'm not laughing
Guy: LMAO
Girl: It was of my dead cat
Guy: LOLZ
Girl: you have f*ckin LMAO Tourettes or what? nouveau douche!
by squeezy esq July 7, 2010
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ayy lmao

A phrase that began on Tumblr as a caption for any picture of an extraterrestrial, ostensibly because that is the only thing an extraterrestrial ever says. Since its Tumblr beginnings it has come to be used when referencing any unattractive female, particularly one so hideous as to resemble an extraterrestrial herself.
Rupert: Did you see the girl I was with last night?
Dave: Ayy lmao!
Rupert: Dude, she wasn't <i>that</i> ugly.
by Levontaun February 11, 2015
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