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Lizard Folk

Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
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lizard boy

A kid named jovan fowlers he’s scaled like a damn lizard.But he does act like an autistic monkey sometimes and he’s very gay.
anthony-“who’s that kid that looks like a lizard

Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
by divan556 June 17, 2022
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Lizard Nigga

brandon wayne: Wassup Jordan
Jordan Curzie: Shut up you dirty lizard nigga!
by Brandon Leisure August 15, 2021
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slippery lizard

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
by Bick Cox February 3, 2022
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ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy
Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards
by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
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lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.
"The lizards control the world."
by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003
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flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.
Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005
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