Yizz Lid

The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.

1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!

by SmallChickenBoy July 13, 2017

Lid

Noun. Australian euphemism for 'head'

"Where's Kazzah? Miss her lid."

"Look what that galah's got on his lid."

"If mate doesn't shut up, I'll slap his lid."

by Australian Culture Wizz May 17, 2023

Flip My Lid

To take Psychedelics

"Dude, I can't wait to Flip My Lid to some Jams tonight"

by Mysticjigsaw97 September 14, 2021

Lid

Insulting someone's intelligence. It's used as an insult because it sounds displeasing, also steaming from- Your brain being closed off, like with a lid.

* In classroom* God! Daniel your being such a lid today! You have been messing up all class. The holocaust is a serious topic, stop goofing around with the heil salute.

by RIP.Alice March 9, 2022

Bin lid

An extra-large, round, flat bread-roll cut horizontally to make a sandwich, within which most often is served the Full English Breakfast. Full title might be "dustbin lid," named after the dustbin refuse receptacle of around 90 litres that predates the wheeliebin era. The lids are round and 50cm across, (20'' in old-money), the breads they're named after not as large, more like face-sized, but so called for exaggerated comical effect.

Morning, can I have a bin lid to pick up at 7, well done black pudding, tomatoes, no beans and a milky tea, one sugar.

by Daveylancs December 29, 2023

Lid

One of 2 people in this world who understand that life is a big joke.

Look at those two they are lids.
Or you're acting like a lid

by Lidiot January 20, 2017

Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.

J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.

by anonymous April 16, 2022