lettuce kefka

god...owner of everything

Lettuce Kefka is my god!

by maplejet March 25, 2004

Versace Lettuce

Money that is only spent on Versace materials

Versace lettuce watch

by D33JAYKENKS January 16, 2013

slug & lettuce

Derived from establishment frequented by females of a certain class for the purposes of consuming large quantities of sweet alcoholic beverages in order to ease the process of finding a suitable partner to procreate with. Commonly used to describe a particularly slutty drunken behaviour.

We went to this bar last night, and Jessica has gone totally slug & lettuce.

by Tish & Justin August 23, 2006

Lettuce Beard

Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.

Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.

This phrase can also be used as a compliment.

You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!

by Shapely December 7, 2010

turbo lettuce

Another name for marajuana.

We all got fucked up on turbo lettuce last night !!

by IRONMAN_288 July 30, 2007

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

Devil's Lettuce

A nickname of the drug Marijuana.

Used in a sentence-
"Jimmy be smokin' the Devil's Lettuce."

by Bananicus May 15, 2016